The World is Ahead

Ellen here. Potterhead and Evil Regal. For the most part I post Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock and puppies.
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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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ancientpeoples:

Golden earrings
The eagle represents Zeus who is holding the Trojan prince Ganymede. 
They are 6cm high (2 3/8 inch.) 
Greek, Classical period, 330 - 300 BC. 
Source: Metropolitan Museum

ancientpeoples:

Golden earrings

The eagle represents Zeus who is holding the Trojan prince Ganymede. 

They are 6cm high (2 3/8 inch.) 

Greek, Classical period, 330 - 300 BC. 

Source: Metropolitan Museum

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simplypotterheads:

So. The Weasleys.

  • Charlie is still unmarried but completely happy and still working as a dragon handler.
  • George runs a successful joke shop in Diagon Alley with the help of his younger brother, Ron, and is-in Rita Skeeter’s own words-wealthy.
  • Percy is head of the…

somefancyname:

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

  • HOT SHOWERS.
  • THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
  • TIGHT HUGS.
  • CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
  • FOREHEAD KISSES.
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

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meggannn:

ashagreyioy:

honestly why are all these marauder’s era edits portraying them styled like they’re from the 50’s teddy boy era or something

really if they wore muggle clothes it’d be more like

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queenwydville:

You may dream of independence, but you won’t get it. From now on, everyone will push and pull you for their own advantage.

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12 days until the Queen’s return.

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How I feel when I see college freshmen these days

whatshouldwecallme:

quidquididest:

whoopsloser:

Someone put googly eyes in my Latin textbook this is quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen

LATIN FOR AMERICANS AAAYYYYYY

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rnathhomework:

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

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theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.

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i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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